I apparently don’t have shitty enough taste in music to know who Gavin Degraw is, and what a relief, otherwise this sounds like it might be really upsetting. The New York Post says…
Pop singer Gavin DeGraw was viciously beaten by a pack of thugs on the Lower East Side early today — and then hit by a taxi as he stumbled off, police sources said.
Hahahaha. Oh, jeez, sorry.
The 34-year-old crooner — who’s spent the summer opening for superstar rockers Maroon 5 and Train — had been drinking and just left a group of pals when he was attacked by the marauding perps sometime between 3:50 and 4:20 a.m.
He had his nose broken and suffered cuts on his face.
The creeps then fled, and the dazed singer, kept walking.
He wound up at 19th Street and 1st Avenue, where he was struck by a cab, although not seriously.
The sources said the attack did not appear to be a robbery.
I don’t mean to pick sides here, but I wanted to punch this guy from the moment I saw his little hat. He should be glad the cab driver only hit him once. I’ve known who this guy is for 6 minutes, and I wan’t to hit him so bad, it’s like a drug. I’m right on the verge of printing up one of these pictures and punching that.
(image source of degraw at the webster theatre in hartford = splash)
Maroon 5 and Train? Mother of God, I wouldn’t sit through that if the middle act was Diora Baird on a sybian. I’ve been praying for Adam Levine to get hit by a cab for years. Perhaps God misunderstood.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha..what a spazzzzzzzzz…..
Did FD die?
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Did they break out the rape-kit and give him a good once-over?
To be fair though; they probably thought he was Jason Mraz.
@Rok
God, I hope so. I know I instinctively reached for my own personal rape-kit when I saw the banner pic, so I know I’m not the only one.
Who?
Wasn’t he the captain on “The Love Boat”?
I can see why..he does look like Dan Rather…”whats the frequency Kenneth?
That banner pic makes him look like his pussy is itchy. Was he wearing Rhianna’s knits pants?
The last time I saw someone standing like that, Pepper was checking out his tuck-job in the mirror and wearing nipple clips.
Excuse me….but I have to poop!!!
Poop!
I know this place is not like the old days…but shit…compared to Film Drunk…we are Alive and kicking…..
Anybody remember when Jacktion! was over here kicking the shit out of pepper?
Even made that little pepper shaker avi to go along with the ass-whooping.
They try…..boy do you all try……….
Keep up the good work….
Remember when the list was published with the email accounts name and passwords?
Man, do I have fun with that list……in both places……Idiots had the same password there and here……ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha…
I think I actually commandeered Jacktion! after all that, come to think of it.
Posted like 3 comments as him.
A yes…the good old days…..
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The guy looks like an idiot but I feel like I am reading the same article a over and over again on here recently, what happened?
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I commandeered Beppo after he and Mylene got banned back in the Great Puppet wars of ‘09.
That was when Pepper broker the whole system pretending to be fake Lora, and when Brenda got it back on line all the user-names were our e-mails and we found out Pap Sniper was a dude.