Life and Style will print literally anything, so not everyone believed them on Wednesday when they claimed that George Clooney was dating Stacy Keibler now.
Son of a bitch.
Just over a month following his announced split from Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney is now dating actressStacy Keibler, multiple sources confirm to US Weekly. "It's more than just a fling," (said) one insider close to Keibler. (They've) known each other "four or five years," the insider adds, and recently "reached out to one another through a mutual friend." Since becoming romantic, the pair have been spending time together in London and at Clooney's Lake Como spread in Italy. "They're basically exclusive at this point," explains the insider. "They like each other's sense of humor. Obviously they're both physically attracted to one another."
Ok seriously, George Clooney and his awesome life can go fuck themselves. This story is gonna suck unless it ends with Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson attacking her on a date, and when George tries to intervene Randy Orton comes up behind him and slams him in the back of a head with a chair.