Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull for defamation

By brendon August 19, 2011 @ 3:27 PM

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Just one post ago I thought Lindsay Lohan was on the verge of losing her livelihood, but I had forgotten about her frivolous lawsuits. Luckily she just filed one against Pittbul, Ne-Yo, and Afrojack for–brace yourself–defamation of character, because of a line in the song ‘Give Me Everything’ which says…

“Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”

Lindsay feels this is slanderous because, other than being in jail 5 times, in a court ordered rehab facility twice, and spending 32 days under house arrest, she’s never been “locked up”. And so she’s suing.

“…the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.”
“(Lohan), a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.”
Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song “causes (her) to be associated and identified in connection with defendants.”

I think the bigger problem might be that Lindsay has been in court 11 times in the past 14 months. So really she should sue the district attorney for always freaking out every time she kidnaps someone or steals a necklace or gets high. They’re really making her look bad.

(image source = splash and fame)

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(13) Comments

  1. Observer 08/19/2011 15:29

    …..I always thought that lyric referred (ironically) to access to Lindsay’s coochie….

  2. Pepper 08/19/2011 15:36

    Never heard of the musician or listened to his so….Hey, Tits!!!!

  3. i hate you 08/19/2011 15:38

    join me at the bar by the information booth. FUCK LiLo.

  4. SomeoneluvsU 08/19/2011 15:51

    Lindsay may be in court a lot, but she’ll never be a lawyer,
    There’s never been a bar that she’s been able to pass.

  5. Observer 08/19/2011 15:57

    ….ANOTHER…!….new cup…….

    …..Mr. Poop…..or Dr. Poop…….WHAT is happening….

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  7. MS007 08/19/2011 22:37

    Webster’s should sue the lawyer for misusing the terms “good repute and standing.” That guy should get a life sentence for that one.

  8. DBXdarkangel 08/20/2011 06:27

    Why does eveyone beat up on lohan? Id love to bum her into next week :-)

  9. mercury 08/21/2011 02:41

    Damn, she looks like 20 years older than sh is.

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