Lindsay Lohans big comeback isnt going so well

By brendon August 19, 2011 @ 2:19 PM

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Lindsay Lohan spends a lot of time going to bars and parties and taking trips to New York and surfing these days, basically everything but doing her community service and acting.

But E! says she was at least up for a part in a new Steven Soderbergh movie starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, and Matthew McConaughey. She would have played a male strippers drunken trouble-making girlfriend. In other words, white trash, the role Lindsay has been training for her whole life!

So why did director Steven Soderbergh pass up Lohan for the role?
“He didn’t want to deal with all that. Nobody wanted to go there.”

Keep in mind that Alex Pettyfer is the guy whose girlfriend broke up with him and then checked into a hotel under a fake name because she was “terrified” of him. Also keep in mind that Channing Tatum cannot fucking act whatsoever, and that Soderbergh directed a movie starring porn star Sasha Grey. You could apparently pick up the phone and hit 10 random numbers and Soderbergh would put whoever answered in a movie, but he drew the line at Lohan. That’s probably not good.

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(22) Comments

  1. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 14:33

    ….wow……I LOVE seeing a whale surface……

    …..where’s the blow-hole…?

  2. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/19/2011 14:45

    In a completely totally unrelated story,
    Fishermen report many local sea creatures have parished with multiple unexplained STD’s

  3. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 14:50

    …..is that Lord Neptune chasing her out of the sea…..?

    …or is he giving her the doggy…??

    http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/08/lindsay-lohans-big-comeback-isnt-going-so-well/lindsay_lohan_surfing_malibu_august_16_2011_29/

  4. avatar
    Mr. Poop 08/19/2011 15:00

    Observer,

    That looks a lot like a bukake dream I had about her last week.

  5. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 15:04

    Mr. Poop……

    ….I think we ALL need a new symbol of youth to degrade and despoil……..

    …I’m thin king Team Gomez and Team Justice……

    http://cdn.teenstarsworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Selena-Gomez-Victoria-Justice-2010-Hollywood-Style-Awards-22.jpg

  6. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 15:05

    Finkle….!!!

    …who do you nominate…?

  7. avatar
    Mr. Poop 08/19/2011 15:08

    I would like to see the two of them “space-dock” each other.

    On another note, any suggestion on how I can get rid of a raging erection?

  8. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 15:08

    I’m with Chrome Observer on this one…….

  9. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 15:08

    …and I’m with Opera Observer…….

  10. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 15:09

    Mr. Poop…..

    ….to get rid of the raging erection……..tell him the copier is out of toner……

  11. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 15:10

    ….or there is a “jam”…..

  12. avatar
    bwilson27 08/19/2011 15:10

    WAITIN TO BE ATIN: The USS Indianapolis Story!
    Starring Lilo as victim #1. Beiber as the the cabin boy and Johnny Depp as Captain Kidd.

  13. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/19/2011 15:21

    She’s so skanky,
    she even gave the crabs….the crabs.

  14. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 15:23

    …..nice one…..Someone….

  15. avatar
    woody 08/19/2011 15:25

    she’s scaring off the bottom dwellers

  16. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/19/2011 15:27

    Woody,
    What does this post have to do with lawyers and politicians?

  17. avatar
    Observer 08/19/2011 15:30

    ….new cups…redux…

  18. avatar
    flyonwall 08/19/2011 16:23

    her abs look awesome, has she been working out?

  19. avatar
    Kajagugu 08/19/2011 16:45

    I saw these pictures from across the room and was wondering why Tyler had pictures of Orcas.

  20. avatar
    zaicaonimei 08/19/2011 21:44

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look

    http://www。ifancyshop。com

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