08.16.2011 Madonna better be careful

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Madonna turns 53 today, and she arrived back in London this afternoon after spending the weekend in the Hamptons with her boyfriend, a French dancer named Brahim Zaibat, and her two adopted kids, David and Mercy.

Brahim, who is 24, and the kids, who are both 5, reportedly get along really well. For one, he’s closer in age to them (19 years apart) than he is to Madonna (29 years apart). Now one of them just has to wait for the right moment to break the ice and “jokingly” suggest they team up, kill Madonna, take all her money, and go back home to Africa/open a dance studio.

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(23) Comments

  1. ALH 08/16/2011 19:29

    A dance studio. That’s hilarious!

  2. MosesRhonda 08/16/2011 20:26

    !I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, BidsOut. cÓm

  3. Mr. Poop 08/16/2011 20:43

    I just made a tinkle

  4. zaicaonimei 08/16/2011 20:48

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look

    http://www。ifancyshop。com

  5. Pepper 08/16/2011 21:00

    Who wants to smell my poop?

  6. mercury 08/16/2011 21:08

    This kid must have mommy issues.

  7. Gildorg 08/16/2011 21:13

    I think the rich girls in the post below are not that bad…

    Who cares if they are not the hottest…? They have decent bodies and are RICH!

    All that cash, can make up for alot!

    Cheers!

  8. Mr. Nutt 08/16/2011 21:17

    Gildord speaks the words of wisdom.

  9. Mr. Nutt 08/16/2011 21:19

    I believe Madonna is now a sugar momma. We have known for a long time that she takes her coffee black. She better hope he doesn’t find her sex book. The before and after may make him flee.

  10. Mr. Nutt 08/16/2011 21:25

    Gildorg, You forget my friend that if she is just OK now, It’s all down hill from there.

  11. Mr. Poop 08/16/2011 21:28

    I bet his cock smells like matzah

  12. Gildorg 08/16/2011 22:47

    True Enough, Mr. Nutt…

    However, with all that CASH, she can afford the best upgrades…

    Put off that ugly for as long as possible!

  13. MrAdams 08/16/2011 23:42

    Remember the old days, when we were disgusted by the constant barrage of mindless Lindsay Lohan (I know; redundant) stories? We would beg for tits and/or asses to no avail. Then we would beg for stories of other pretentious piece-o- shit celebutards for some variety. Well, this is what we get: modern day slavery starring Madonna. This place is gonna be nothing but spammers if this shit keeps up. I know, I know, “Advertisers won’t give me money if I show pics of celebrity tits”. Show them anyway! Why? Fuck them! That’s why!

  14. Mr. Poop 08/16/2011 23:48

    Adams,

    You had me at “Hello.”

  15. Gildorg 08/16/2011 23:56

    The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.

    Cheers!

  16. Woodsman 08/17/2011 01:44

    Madonna has hemorrhoids older than him.

  17. Mr. Poop 08/17/2011 07:57

    Looks like Woodsman decided to drop in on his way home from the whorehouse.

  18. RangerLG 08/17/2011 09:10

    Is that fruit in the background holding a purse?

  19. Mr. Poop 08/17/2011 09:38

    Ranger,

    I think they call it a “satchel” . . . and Yes.

    Pepper has one just like it.

  20. SomeoneluvsU 08/17/2011 09:48

    He must have a gristle fetish.

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