So, as you may know, Kim Kardashian got married on Saturday, and she did it in the most media-whorish way possible, with literally every facet of it sold off to endorsements or tabloids. And of course the wedding itself was all staged to be fodder for her TV show on E!, who has some breaking news...
E! News has obtained exclusive footage from Kim's big day, from the bride walking down the aisle on stepdad Bruce Jenner's arm to Kim and Kris Humphries holding hands and gazing into each other's eyes at the altar. Check out the packed house, the flowers, the black and white decor, the bridal party and Kim's stunning Vera Wang gown!
Oh, did you really? Did you really obtain some exclusive footage? However did you manage such a scoop? And no I will not check out the packed house, the flowers and Kims stunning Vera Wang gown. You're not the boss of me, fuck off.
SLIGHTLY LESS ANNOYING UPDATE: ripped a copy of the video to avoid the ad with auto sound e! had attached to theirs.