Rihanna has weird taste, a gentle embrace

Rihanna has been in Barbados for about a week, and either Barbados sucks or she just hasn’t been going to the nice places. Based on her hair I can’t even tell if they have running water. And those knit pants aren’t helping. They just look like something people on a shitty island would make for themselves because they have to. I’m surprised the boy isn’t wearing a turtle shell. I don’t even wanna think about what the vagina behind a pair of knit pants must look like. It’s 400 degrees, they sweat all day, do they even have stuff for girls to clean themselves or do they just rub sugar and salt on it like vikings did to preserve meat. That last part probably makes it sounds more delicious than it really is.

(image source = splash and pacific coast)