X17 taped Lindsay Lohan on the street outside a bar in Venice Beach yesterday, and they say she was having a conversation (about drugs), inspecting something (drugs) in a ziploc bag, then handing (drug) money to the (drug dealer) guy in exchange for another ziploc bag (filled with drugs).
Needless to say her publsisit is dumbstruck if anyone somehow got the impression that maybe the drug addict might have been buying drugs, and he tells Radar…
“…the plastic bag did indeed contain various rocks and crystals — but they were all of the legal variety – sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz, all purchased by her pal from a store down the street.”
Ahh, yes. Yes of course. She was buying sea jasper and a meteor. From this guy. The one with tats on his neck. He’s a sea jasper merchant. It’s his passion. He buys and sells sea jasper. And that’s why she brought her friend here to inspect the merchandise. He’s probably a geologist. An expert on quartz and meteors. In fact, now that I look closely, I believe that’s Buzz Aldrin.