umm, hey Rihanna. How’s Kadooment Day?

By brendon August 01, 2011 @ 1:45 PM

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Rihanna is back home in Barbados today for the end of Crop Over, a festival celebrating the end of the sugar cane harvest. And today they had the Grand Kadooment Parade, which is why she’s dressed like this. Or maybe this is how they always dress. I don’t even know where the fuck Barbados is to be honest with you.

The Barbados Tourism Department says

It is ’Kadooment Day’ and the `Last Lap’, this is when a culmination of the Island`s top Costume Designers and Bandleaders, masquerade with thousands of revelers in front of judges along the streets, climaxing at the Spring Garden Highway. 

You get an ‘A’ for effort Barbados Tourism Department, but I’m still not going, because this sounds like Mardi Gras but instead of drunk sorority girls showing their tits for beads, it’s old ladies dunking a doll stuffed with hay in chicken blood and then stabbing it. For beads.

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wwtdd

(15) Comments

  1. avatar
    RangerLG 08/01/2011 13:51

    Ugh, can’t someone kidnap her while she is over there?

  2. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/01/2011 13:57

    I’d climax in her Spring Garden Highway. As well as her Hershey Highway!

  3. avatar
    i hate you 08/01/2011 14:04

    i used to think she was hot. now she is just plain useless to me. unless she can scrub toilets.

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    mercury 08/01/2011 14:28

    “I’d climax in her Spring Garden Highway. As well as her Hershey Highway!”

    You and me both!

  5. avatar
    Mr. Phil 08/01/2011 14:47

    Pic 3 looks like a blow up doll I bought in the mid-80s.

  6. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 08/01/2011 15:45

    A LOT of activity in here. Keep up the good work boys. I fucked a half black chick last night. She has a very tight vagina. I had to spit on it lots and lots.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  7. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 08/01/2011 15:57

    Everybody’s at yuckie, ya dumbass.

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  8. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/01/2011 16:00

    Dressed like that…
    She’s just asking to be raped by a pack of naggers

  9. avatar
    Joust 08/01/2011 16:30

    everybody = a group of nobodies

  10. avatar
    i hate you 08/01/2011 16:51

    oh hey joust, thanks for the back rub last night. it was great minus the finger in my ass.

  11. avatar
    harieymarvin 08/02/2011 09:36

    My brother just spend $20.46 for an iPad2-64GB and my friend paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also buy a 17 inch Toshiba laptop only for $80.63. Its the website from where we get all these http://doiop.com/dontpayretail

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    MckinneyKatheryn 08/02/2011 12:10

    I just paid $23,98 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $37,59 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $677 which only cost me $72,13 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentStart.com

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    IEDCYGUTEI 08/03/2011 10:48

    I just paid $23,98 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $37,59 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $677 which only cost me $72,13 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentStart.com

  14. avatar
    WilsonVictor 08/04/2011 10:12

    I just paid $23,98 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $37,59 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $677 which only cost me $72,13 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentStart.com

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    PhelpsJulian 08/04/2011 15:47

    I just paid $ 24,86 for an iPad2~64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasanic GF 1 Camera that we got for $ 40,32 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 42 inch L.E.D TV to my boss for $ 672 which only cost me $ 73,14 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentBite.cöm

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