Ashton Kutcher had an affair with Britney. Or something.

By brendon September 27, 2011 @ 3:34 PM


Star magazine is expected to go to press tomorrow with a headline that screams, “World Exclusive: It’s Over! Demi & Ashton’s $290 million divorce!” Meaning Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting a divorce after 6 years of marriage because he cheats all the time, and that actors make shit tons of money for no apparent reason. And then they say-hold on to your hats everyone-that he had an affair with Britney Spears.

You may remember that Star said Ashton was cheating all the time last year too, and that Britney was in an abusive relationship.

Those stories didn’t work out for Star, but who knows, maybe this one will. Hopefully it will, hopefully it’s all true and Ashton bangs tons of whores if for no other reason than it would be fun to see the producer of ‘Two And A Half Men’ go all apeshit again.

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(15) Comments

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    Observer 09/27/2011 15:47


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    Observer 09/27/2011 15:48

    …and First…

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    SomeoneluvsU 09/27/2011 15:49

    Johnny Depp is banging Demi Moore?

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    SomeoneluvsU 09/27/2011 15:53

    Just think how pissed Bruce Willis must be…
    He paid for those tits and only gets to see them in Twitter.

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    Rok 09/27/2011 15:54


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    Mr. Nutt 09/27/2011 15:59

    What’s up guys! You can see her abs through her shirt! Oh yea, and TITS!

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    Rok 09/27/2011 16:10

    I bet her twat smells alot like Jon Cryer’s ass these days.

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    Observer 09/27/2011 16:16

    R0kan’t……you are on fucking fire today…..

  9. avatar
    Rok 09/27/2011 16:23


    Have you ever eaten a pussy that tasted faintly of feces?

    I have.

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    Observer 09/27/2011 16:42


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    Rok 09/27/2011 16:47

    Like it was close to a ripe turd, but doesn’t actually have any in it.

    Like it has the scent of turd, or essence of feces.

    Its kind of nutty, or oakey.

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    Observer 09/27/2011 17:21

    What I meant is…..I prefer more of a BOLD taste…..

    ….similar to a pack of Luckies…..

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    Sephs_Wife 09/27/2011 17:42

    Nah Bruce didn’t pay for those, those are newer. You’ve gotta upgrade them once in a while just like fuckin’ car parts (They degrade)

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    dfgtyjrjsagdf 09/27/2011 21:22

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look


  15. avatar
    MendozaMayra93 09/28/2011 08:53

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