Star magazine is expected to go to press tomorrow with a headline that screams, "World Exclusive: It's Over! Demi & Ashton's $290 million divorce!" Meaning Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting a divorce after 6 years of marriage because he cheats all the time, and that actors make shit tons of money for no apparent reason. And then they say-hold on to your hats everyone-that he had an affair with Britney Spears.
Those stories didn't work out for Star, but who knows, maybe this one will. Hopefully it will, hopefully it's all true and Ashton bangs tons of whores if for no other reason than it would be fun to see the producer of 'Two And A Half Men' go all apeshit again.
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