Cameron Diaz got dumped again

Oh this must be some kind of mistake. Why would anyone not want to date Cameron Diaz? People magazine, please find a patronizing source and see if they can provide any clarity.

“They are broken up right now. They are still very close. There was always a certain magic between them.”
Calling the decision mutual, the source says: “They’re still close friends and will continue to be close friends. They have considerable respect for each other.”

I’m not really sure I’d call what they had “magic”. I think they just got along because they’re both super rich and both dumb as rocks. She could have the same rapport with someone who jingled a set of keys in front of her.