Demi and Ashton are divorcing, part 2

By brendon September 28, 2011 @ 3:46 PM


Yesterday the rumors started to swirl that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might be headed for a divorce. Like all of you, I was devastated, but I held out hope because it was just Star and Radar, and they never get anything right. Unfortunately People has now put their detective caps on and found irrefutable proof.

(Demi and Ashton) have curbed their prolific Tweeting in some possibly telling ways.
On Sept. 23, Moore shared a quote from Greek philosopher Epictetus, writing, “When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”
The pair also spent their sixth wedding anniversary – Sept. 24 – apart.

Well there you have it, they’re done. Cicero was coy as always, but then Epictetus let the cat out of the bag, and word on the street now is that Seneca himself has confirmed it!

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(10) Comments

  1. Pepper 09/28/2011 16:06

    Annnnnnnd…no one gives two shits

  2. Pepper 09/28/2011 16:10

    anyone see this one yet….nagger nagger nagger ,,,nagger

  3. fukka diddle 09/28/2011 16:11

    Kutcher is a douchefuck. Put him in a cage with some nasty recidivist and see how cocky he is then. “Dude, don’t hit me – I’ll pay you!”

  4. unfunny 09/28/2011 16:16

    It sounds like Demi’s going to be keeping her “Epictetus” to herself for a while.

  5. The Fried Man 09/28/2011 16:20

    Kutcher…the only person that could make Charlie Sheen seem likeable.

  6. SomeoneluvsU 09/28/2011 16:38

    Ahhhh I remember all those deep thinking philosophy exercises…..

    Does the Pope shit in the woods?
    And if he does and there is no one around to hear him,
    does it still stink?

  7. ManwichTuesday 09/28/2011 21:14

    This quote only really implies she puts blame on herself, instead of projecting it; it is in no way an indication they are getting divorced.

    In any event. I hope they get divorced.

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    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look


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