Halle Berry needs more help

By brendon September 23, 2011 @ 1:41 PM

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Halle Berry broke her foot two days ago in Spain while filming a movie called ‘Cloud Atlas’, and today she boarded a private jet to come back to America. I was really hoping she would have used that wheel chair they brought for her so I could call her bitchy names but she had to ruin everything by walking. And good for her. This isn’t that big of a deal. In fact, her foot is in a cast, it’s safer than it was before, she should go stomp some glasses or kick a watermelon in half or something like that. That watermelon part might have sounded mildly racist but don’t be a smartass, you know what I meant.

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(12) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 09/23/2011 13:43

    Kicking your servants can be hazardous.

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    Observer 09/23/2011 13:44

    ….maybe she tried to run away from the plantation….

  3. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 09/23/2011 13:56

    I didn’t know she was dating Sam Ronson…

  4. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 09/23/2011 14:14

    What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?

    Hop in.

    What do you say to a hitchhiker with no legs?

    Need a lift?

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

    Lean beef.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    I doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyway.

    What do you do to a dog with no legs?

    Take it for a drag.

    What do you call a dog with no legs and steel balls?

    Sparky.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No eye deer.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no eye deer.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?

    Still no fucking eye deer.

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    BALLSY 09/23/2011 14:22

    that is a lot of white folks – maybe she hires them because she knows they won’t steal her watermelon!

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    Observer 09/23/2011 14:22

    What do you call a meaty and veiny cock up the ass…….

    “Weekend at Pepper and R0kan’s”

  7. avatar
    Pepper 09/23/2011 14:23

    What do you call a dog with no legs and take him out for drags?

    Cigarette.

  8. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 09/23/2011 14:30

    Dear God! Is this what we’ve been reduced to?

  9. avatar
    erghrehshhsh 09/23/2011 21:04

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  10. avatar
    CarsonJenny 09/24/2011 12:21

    I just got a $829,99 iPad2 for only $103,37 and my mom got a $1499,99 HDTV for only $251,92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ (HDTV) to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78,24 for. I use BidsOut. c Óm

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    TillmanArthur15 09/24/2011 15:40

    I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use CentStart。com

  12. avatar
    hfhrtsrshtjdjsa 09/24/2011 20:46

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look

    http://www。ifancyshop。com

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