Halle Berry broke her foot two days ago in Spain while filming a movie called ‘Cloud Atlas’, and today she boarded a private jet to come back to America. I was really hoping she would have used that wheel chair they brought for her so I could call her bitchy names but she had to ruin everything by walking. And good for her. This isn’t that big of a deal. In fact, her foot is in a cast, it’s safer than it was before, she should go stomp some glasses or kick a watermelon in half or something like that. That watermelon part might have sounded mildly racist but don’t be a smartass, you know what I meant.
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Kicking your servants can be hazardous.
….maybe she tried to run away from the plantation….
I didn’t know she was dating Sam Ronson…
What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in.
What do you say to a hitchhiker with no legs?
Need a lift?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
I doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyway.
What do you do to a dog with no legs?
Take it for a drag.
What do you call a dog with no legs and steel balls?
Sparky.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?
Still no fucking eye deer.
that is a lot of white folks – maybe she hires them because she knows they won’t steal her watermelon!
What do you call a meaty and veiny cock up the ass…….
“Weekend at Pepper and R0kan’s”
What do you call a dog with no legs and take him out for drags?
Cigarette.
Dear God! Is this what we’ve been reduced to?
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I just got a $829,99 iPad2 for only $103,37 and my mom got a $1499,99 HDTV for only $251,92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ (HDTV) to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78,24 for. I use BidsOut. c Óm
I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37″ HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use CentStart。com
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