In other news that a tabloid probably made up, Jessica Simpson is pregnant!
In Touch Weekly can exclusively confirm Jessica Simpson is pregnant! "She's already having kooky cravings!" a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn with non-alcoholic margaritas. Luckily, she's not due 'til spring, leaving them just enough time to be newlyweds before new parents.
This should go without saying but Jessica Simpson eating chocolate covered nachos is hardly proof that she's pregnant. All it really proves is that you're dealing with the real Jessica Simpson and not some impostor. When asked for a comment, Jessica pointed at her mouth and said, "Da food go in ma tummy!"
(image source of jessica and her fiance eric something at mastros steakhouse in LA on 9.13.11 = splash and fame)