When you think of Madonna, you think of a simple girl from humble origins who understands how lucky she is to have made it.
I’m lying of course. She’s a mean old cunt who doesn’t even question the “fact” that she’s better than everyone else and only puts up with her fans and servants when she absolutely has to, meaning when she wants more of their money or needs them to fetch things.
Case in point: she made volunteers at the Toronto International Film Festival, who is showing her directorial debut, avoid eye contact and face the wall when she was in the room. The Globe and Mail says…
…eight of the volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film. One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.
In Madonnas defense, she looks like this now. I would want people to look at the wall when I walked by too, and if you pulled out a camera I would fight you to the grave and wrestle it from your hand as if you were lunging at my baby with a dagger. But hey, it’s not 1988 anymore, if Madonna wants me to face the wall when she comes into a room, that’s not a problem. I will, gladly. I would have anyway so this actually makes things way less awkward. Thanks stupid!
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Will you shave !!!
I had a slice of Pizza today…that slice had less grease then Maginas face!
Here’s a list of known words that Fucknuts has banned
1) Ni gger
2) Spi c
3) Fa ggot
4) R0kan
I’m not sure how I feel about this.
Did you ever think …. he believes you are all of the above?
…I think her publicist is trying to “spin” what really happened……
…the volunteers turned their heads from Medusa …….and Madonna needed to get a cover story out……
One does not dare cast their gaze upon Medusa.
For fear of turning to stone.
Pepper
….hmmm….I thought they banned that word….
Roken……
….is this the proverbial “horse you rode in on??
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/09/here-is-a-horse-pooping-on-childrens-tv
If it’s true, what a skank. Who would want to talk to her anyway? Her time has passed and she’s too full of herself to understand it.
…..AND they can rake your leaves….!!
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Pepper,
You are at least 3 of those . . . You pick.
I believe Pepper is # 4
I think living in England does that to your teeth. It has to be something in the water.
Pepper, good news! I got laid off today! You get to make fun of me officially for being a lazy bum.
It also looks like its time to wax the mustache.
Nutt,
Her eyebrows look like what is left on the tape after a good taint wax.
Alright, Fuckers. I’m off to the baseball game.
Nutt, look for me on the first base side at the Sox game tonight.
I’ll be holding the sign that says “Observer likes tits.”
True story
Mr. Nutt…..
….sorry to hear about the layoff…….
I hope you can find some way to pass the time……
http://www.domai.com/
Thanks guys. I think I will get back out in a week or two. Obs, you are the link master and the last one and the Brazilian one will keep me plenty busy!
Poop, I have the DVR warming up as we speak.
I think the sign should read, ” Observer LOVES knockers ” but thats just me.
I would eat and fuck this for days on end!
http://www.domai.com/pics/big/-diverse/gwen-4-7373b.jpg