Sarah Palin had sex with Glen Rice

Joe McGinniss, the not-creepy-at-all sounding “journalist” who moved next door so he could spy on her, has finally finished his biography of Sarah Palin, and now the Enquirer has “shocking secrets” from the book “that will impact her decision to enter the 2012 presidential race” for some reason.

McGinniss claims Sarah had a steamy interracial hookup with basketball stud GLEN RICE less than a year before she eloped with her husband Todd.
Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a 6-foot-8 junior at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987 … at the time, Sarah, just out of college, was working as a sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU.

So, 30 years ago, a single girl had sex with a single guy. What a story this guy uncovered! And here’s another shocking excerpt:

CHAPTER 4:
One time she bought a hat.

A-HA! Got you now, you hat-wearing-guy-sleeper-wither!

fun fact: one year later, Michigan would be number 2 in the country at the time of this tournament, and then lose to Alaska-Anchorage in one of the biggest upsets in the history of college basketball. Perhaps because thier star player was too tired to play well. Sarah Palin puts Alaska first!