Scarlett Johansson is naked

By brendon September 14, 2011 @ 9:40 AM

Last night, two alleged naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson leaked online, and even if they’re not real they look real enough. So I guess they’re real. If you were under the impression that I was some kind of image forensic scientist than I apologize for misleading you. My bad?

direct link to NSFW pics HERE and HERE

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(47) Comments

  1. SexyRicardSimmons 09/14/2011 09:43

    Finally, something worth an update.

  2. Observer 09/14/2011 09:44

    …I would have thought her juicy tits would have looked better…….

    ….but I’m grateful for the morsel….

    …and that ass …..even I’d fuck it…

  3. Observer 09/14/2011 09:45

    …and as far as “leaking” is concerned…….I’m getting there….

  4. Captain SnugglePants 09/14/2011 09:46

    It certainly looks like her…but I thought her tits were bigger than that. Nice ass, though!

  5. juggaloszuch 09/14/2011 09:53

    They’re REAL….TMZ reports she’s contacted the FBI about it….looks like all those sacrifices to Cthulhu have paid off

  6. Observer 09/14/2011 09:56

    ….contacted the FBI…??

    Female Body Inspectors…?

  7. Observer 09/14/2011 09:58

    I’d tittie fuck her….

  8. juggaloszuch 09/14/2011 10:09

    I wonder how long it will be before these pics are removed by force or threat of legal action?

  9. Observer 09/14/2011 10:10

    Did she try sext these to Sean Penn’s “Day-Timer” and they got stuck on her phone……

    ….but on a more important note…….THIS is the type of site content I live for….

  10. Observer 09/14/2011 10:13

    Juggaloszuch…..

    1.) Not quick enough…..

    2.) I’m sure the publicists’ contracts have specific language regarding those time-frames….

  11. mercury 09/14/2011 10:16

    I’d love to suck on those!

  12. MaxD1978 09/14/2011 10:27

    Mercury….

    Why would you want to suck on a couple of digital pictures?

  13. iSlomoshun 09/14/2011 10:31

    LOL

    Anyone else think that was a boy at first?

  14. juggaloszuch 09/14/2011 10:31

    lmao MaxD….I don’t get it….she was all for wanting to do nudity when filming “THE ISLAND” but since then its like “Nope….no nekkidness for me” this is all i need….lol

  15. Mr. Nutt 09/14/2011 10:39

    Curse you tit enhancing clothing!

  16. Mr. Nutt 09/14/2011 10:50

    POOP?

  17. MrAdams 09/14/2011 11:05

    Obviously, the silly bitch needs to buy a decent camera-phone. One that can take pictures that are in focus would be a step in the right direction.

  18. Dr Poop 09/14/2011 11:14

    I can verify that that is indeed her.

    I take nipple imprints of all my patients and all signs indicate those to be the real thing.

    BTW, Pepper’s nipple are so large I have to keep the imprints in an extra large file drawer I bought from Russia on E-bay.

  19. Whoopsies 09/14/2011 11:16

    It’s her. I used Google to find pictures of her house. The wallpaper in the bedroom matches the wallpaper in the picture. Check it:

    http://shine.yahoo.com/event/haven/take-a-tour-of-scarlett-johanssona-s-los-angeles-home-on-sale-now-635009#photoViewer=6

  20. Mr. Nutt 09/14/2011 11:17

    Adams, thats not the 1940′s fuzzy lens?

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