09.27.2011 what in the hell

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Vanessa Hudgens went to the premiere of, ‘IRIS - A Journey Into The World Of Cinema by Cirque du Soleil’ at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood last night, but only after going to the Sears maternity department to buy a dress first. This is bullshit. Her agent should have sent her right back into the house, and said, “Don’t come out until your’e wearing a cowboy hat and a leather bikini and chaps with no pants and an ivory handled Colt in each holster. Look honey, do you want to be famous or not.”

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(16) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 09/27/2011 11:15

    ehhhh I still would

  2. Observer 09/27/2011 11:20

    I LOVE a lightly coiffed silky pussy….

  3. Mr. Poop 09/27/2011 11:22

    I’d like to tongue-punch her fart-box

  4. MrAdams 09/27/2011 11:43

    It doesn’t matter what she was wearing when her clothes are in a heap at the foot of my bed.

  5. SomeoneluvsU 09/27/2011 11:44

    On the bright side, it looks like it would slip off rather easily.
    I don’t think that Butler kid is smart enough to work buttons and zippers.

  6. Mr. Poop 09/27/2011 11:53

    I picture that underneath that gown she is wearing one of those butterfly clit-stimulators and a bright pink butt-plug one size bigger than the one Pepper gave me for Hanukkah last year.

  7. Observer 09/27/2011 11:56

    I’d like to see Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens standing side by side……..

    ….so we can evaluate their respective pussies……

    http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/2559/medium/sarah_hyland_swimsuit_3.jpg

  8. Mr. Poop 09/27/2011 12:05

    Vanessa’s is furrier.

    Sarah’s is cleaner.

  9. Dave 09/27/2011 12:53

    She looks like shit these days. From the ‘I give up on life’ short haircut to the extra 20 pounds she has gained with none of it going to her tits unfortunately. She used to be ridiculously hot. Now she looks just like any other Latin girl on the street. Chubby and frumpy…

  10. LaGarche DeMonia 09/27/2011 13:28

    Dave:

    Did you run out of Vagisil? Is that why you’re a grumpy wumpy?

  11. LaGarche DeMonia 09/27/2011 13:29

    But yes I too would prefer Hyland’s Hymen.

  12. The Narrator 09/27/2011 14:37

    Must be pregnant.

    And looks like a 42 year old trying to dress like a 21 year old slut.

  13. Dave 09/27/2011 15:27

    No I just like busting on celebrities when they let themselves go like this. Their entire self worth is derived from how they look and she looks like SHIT lately. Sorry. No not really, no I’m not at all.

  14. Mr. Nutt 09/27/2011 16:11

    That is a ” I’m on my period and retaining water ” Dress.

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