The CEO of Fox announced today that ‘Die Hard 5’ will begin filming in January, with a terrible director (‘The Omen’, ‘Max Payne’) and a terrible writer (‘Swordfish’, “X-Men-Wolverine’), and will be released on Valentines Day in 2013. Can they fuck this up any more? Yes, actually, because they’re calling it ‘A Good Day To Die Hard’, and it’s about John McClane going to Russia to get his son out of jail.
Now, there was once a time when Justin Timberlake was scheduled to play his son in ‘Die Hard 4’, so at least we’ll be spared that, but re-watch the trailer for ‘the Raid’. That’s what ‘Die Hard’ is supposed to look like. Look movie studios, I’m more than happy to give you my 10 dollars, but you fuckers have to at least meet me halfway on this.
(source = slash film)