It’s hard to know if Katherine Heigl is at one of those pumps that doesn’t have a trigger lock or if she’s such an egomaniac that she’s just standing there all dressed up so she could get her picture taken.
Actually on second thought it’s probably not.
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I haven’t seen anybody look more ridiculous since Pepper.
Dr. Poop. I am more than happy to help you with your paper for the AMA. I have done what you have requested. Sorry to report that I did not touch fingers. I however came very close.
Love, Mr Nutt,
Nutt,
Common consensus regarding Katherine Heigel in the medical community is that while her breasts show every sign of being fine motor-boat material her vagina emits an unpleasant odor which makes stimulating her clitoris with anything other than an old tongue-depressor very unsatisfying for her partner.
True story.
You get some gynecologists a bit tipsy and they’ll tell you anything. That’s why I went into proctology.
The ass never lies to you, my friend . . . . never.
Dr. Poop, I don’t know what I would do without you. Thank you my friend!
She’s on her way to the Dentist! What a stylish X-Ray Jacket!
Are those actually clothes that she’s wearing or is that a seat cover or something? Must not have any mirrors in her house.
At least she pumps her own gas.
Speaking of gas.
I have been flatulent for about 72 hours with a brand of odor which reminds me so much of my Grandmother’s brisket, I was dutch-ovening myself all last night.
My small examination room smells just like Sunday dinner right now.
I see she gets fashion tips from that douche Lady GuyGa
Isn’t it a great smell Poop?
I’d definitely let Katherine Heigl masturbate me with her mouth!
I think she is more retarded that Lohan. Yea! Think about it!
The ass never lies, Nutt.
Feel free to use that. Bumper stickers, T-shirts. No royalty necessary.
. . . and yes, I’m really enjoying it while it lasts.
I haven’t felt so loved since I penetrated my first cadaver in med school.
Hey guys!
What did I miss?
The ass never lies. Was that a James Bond movie?
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My AVI is a response to the left in this country. Fuck you.
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I will have you all know that capes are the newest trend in fall fashion!!! You should be given 15 lashings each for not knowing these things.
Baghdad Bob has been hired by the Lohan camp to represent her.
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Mini, Can I fuck her with Sherlock Holmes style “Capes” on?