god I hate you, Katherine Heigl

By brendon October 20, 2011 @ 6:15 PM

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It’s hard to know if Katherine Heigl is at one of those pumps that doesn’t have a trigger lock or if she’s such an egomaniac that she’s just standing there all dressed up so she could get her picture taken.

Actually on second thought it’s probably not.

(source = fame)

wwtdd

(32) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/20/2011 18:27

    I haven’t seen anybody look more ridiculous since Pepper.

  2. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/20/2011 18:31

    Dr. Poop. I am more than happy to help you with your paper for the AMA. I have done what you have requested. Sorry to report that I did not touch fingers. I however came very close.

    Love, Mr Nutt,

  3. avatar
    Dr Poop 10/20/2011 18:35

    Nutt,

    Common consensus regarding Katherine Heigel in the medical community is that while her breasts show every sign of being fine motor-boat material her vagina emits an unpleasant odor which makes stimulating her clitoris with anything other than an old tongue-depressor very unsatisfying for her partner.

    True story.

    You get some gynecologists a bit tipsy and they’ll tell you anything. That’s why I went into proctology.

    The ass never lies to you, my friend . . . . never.

  4. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/20/2011 18:37

    Dr. Poop, I don’t know what I would do without you. Thank you my friend!

  5. avatar
    Seattle Brad 10/20/2011 18:38

    She’s on her way to the Dentist! What a stylish X-Ray Jacket!

  6. avatar
    drunkhardon 10/20/2011 18:44

    Are those actually clothes that she’s wearing or is that a seat cover or something? Must not have any mirrors in her house.

  7. avatar
    Dr Poop 10/20/2011 18:52

    At least she pumps her own gas.

  8. avatar
    Dr Poop 10/20/2011 19:01

    Speaking of gas.

    I have been flatulent for about 72 hours with a brand of odor which reminds me so much of my Grandmother’s brisket, I was dutch-ovening myself all last night.

    My small examination room smells just like Sunday dinner right now.

  9. avatar
    iSlomoshun 10/20/2011 19:08

    I see she gets fashion tips from that douche Lady GuyGa

  10. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/20/2011 19:08

    Isn’t it a great smell Poop?

  11. avatar
    MrAdams 10/20/2011 19:17

    I’d definitely let Katherine Heigl masturbate me with her mouth!

  12. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/20/2011 19:22

    I think she is more retarded that Lohan. Yea! Think about it!

  13. avatar
    Dr Poop 10/20/2011 19:28

    The ass never lies, Nutt.

    Feel free to use that. Bumper stickers, T-shirts. No royalty necessary.

  14. avatar
    Dr Poop 10/20/2011 19:30

    . . . and yes, I’m really enjoying it while it lasts.

    I haven’t felt so loved since I penetrated my first cadaver in med school.

  15. avatar
    Rok 10/20/2011 19:30

    Hey guys!

    What did I miss?

  16. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/20/2011 19:34

    The ass never lies. Was that a James Bond movie?

    http://weedoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ass_arm_weedoom.com_.jpg

  17. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/20/2011 19:38

    My AVI is a response to the left in this country. Fuck you.

    http://markosun.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/rumsfeld-hussein.jpg

  18. avatar
    minimosh 10/20/2011 19:38

    I will have you all know that capes are the newest trend in fall fashion!!! You should be given 15 lashings each for not knowing these things.

  19. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/20/2011 19:44

    Baghdad Bob has been hired by the Lohan camp to represent her.

    http://steelturman.typepad.com/thesteeldeal/images/baghdad_bob.png

  20. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/20/2011 19:45

    Mini, Can I fuck her with Sherlock Holmes style “Capes” on?

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