Jennifer Aniston got married. maybe.

By brendon October 27, 2011 @ 10:59 AM


Just yesterday Jennifer Aniston told a magazine that she was not pregnant and had no plans to get married. So does that mean she’s already married? Probably not, no, but Star is gonna tell you that anyway.

It just came out this morning so there’s no story to go along with that cover but you get the idea. She eloped, no friends, no pre-nup. And it’s that sense of desperation that makes this so plausible. Jennifer Aniston is like a rich version of those girls who become pen-pals with prisoners. She just wants anyone, literally anyone, to date her. Sorry about the planet being so small, Jen.

(10) Comments

  1. avatar
    satan 10/27/2011 11:22

    Thank god she has nipples.. Yes… God

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    redneckwordsofwisdom 10/27/2011 11:37

    There just doesn’t appear to be a shirt or bra manufactured anywhere that can contain her nipples. They don’t appear to be any different than any other women’s, but I think they must contain titanium nipple implants or something.

    Now, on with your Pepper Pickle crap you guys do.

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    Admiral 10/27/2011 11:43

    That guy is way too cool – look at that jacket. He’s going to take half of everything she owns.

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    i hate you 10/27/2011 11:46

    i don’t know if she is a raging cunt. i do know brad pitt, very well may be insane. she is generally unstable, but aren’t all women? she holds on to the past, but don’t all women?

    one constant that i know for sure, she has great tits and yes satan and RWOW she has nipples.

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    Mac-Daddy 10/27/2011 12:18

    I’ve wanted to bite her nipples since that Leprechaun movie! LOL

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    Mr. Pickles 10/27/2011 12:28

    Redneck, Pepper and Pickles have little to do with each other. Speaking of nipples, Pepper’s are disturbing to look at and especially feel.

    I will fuck this woman or almost any other you set before me.


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    Observer 10/27/2011 12:39

    A cunt with nipples is always a good sign.

  8. avatar
    BA732 10/27/2011 17:27

    u think this white piece of bread is hot??? Check out the real femme fatale…..

  9. avatar
    satan 10/27/2011 19:01

    ( o y o ) tittays… shut up ba732 you are wayyyy too loud.

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    zencat002 10/27/2011 22:50

    I would date her… the butt.

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