Jessica Simpson confirms shes pregnant

By brendon October 31, 2011 @ 6:01 PM


Just about an hour ago on her twitter, Jessica Simpson confirmed the rumor that shes pregnant by posting these pictures with the caption…

“It’s true – I’m going to be a mummy!”

So really you can see why it’s her fault that I attacked her with fire.

(28) Comments

  1. avatar
    i hate you 10/31/2011 18:08

    i bet she poops it out!

  2. avatar
    Mr. Poop 10/31/2011 18:10

    Oh fuck me!

  3. avatar
    Mr. Poop 10/31/2011 18:10


    I’d rather see one of her juicy turds than another kid.

  4. avatar
    Mr. Poop 10/31/2011 18:17

    I swear to God, I thought that was Brittany Spears.

    I guess I should read this shit more.

  5. avatar
    Pepper 10/31/2011 18:29

    A big turd wrapped in toilet paper…same shit!!!

  6. avatar
    i hate you 10/31/2011 19:04

    i bet she has had a 7 lb shit before. def the path a least resistance with an ass that size.

  7. avatar
    Pepper 10/31/2011 19:07

    Who wants a drink….?
    I’ll be kind today and be your bartender…

  8. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/31/2011 19:27

    I’ll take one. Wait, is this some trick?

  9. avatar
    i hate you 10/31/2011 19:40

    i wasn’t going to drink. then i found 15 bottles of champagne downstairs, so i started drinking at work. who the fuck am i? damn you gildorg!

  10. avatar
    Pepper 10/31/2011 20:02

    No trick….just the new me…I’m Mr. nice…the new kinder me.

  11. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/31/2011 20:04

    Hell must have frozen over.

    St. Gildorg. The patrion saint of alcohol consumption.

  12. avatar
    Pepper 10/31/2011 20:06

    What’s your pleasure Mr. Nutt?
    Would you like peanuts or crackers with your drink?

  13. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/31/2011 20:12

    I’m not sure. You aren’t going to call me my nutts anymore? I guess I’ll have a beer, unopened please. I’m allergic to rufies.

  14. avatar
    MrAdams 10/31/2011 20:21

    I’m picking KC in tonight’s game. Why? Because I am mad, that’s why!

  15. avatar
    Pepper 10/31/2011 20:25

    How about a Peroni…or do you care for a Becks?…Maybe you are more of a dark ale..A Guiness perhaps?
    The pleasure is all mine Mr. Nutt…take your pick. If you don’t see what we have to offer, just let us know and I will have one of my naggers pick one up from the supermarket.

  16. avatar
    Pepper 10/31/2011 20:27

    Kentucky Chicken is for naggers. mrAdams, may i recommend the prime Rib tonight. It is out of this world.

  17. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/31/2011 20:28

    Peroni would be nice. Thank you Pepper. Just don’t hit me with it. You can understand why I may appear a little skeptical can’t you?

  18. avatar
    Pepper 10/31/2011 20:33

    A Peroni it will be sir.

    If you care for another, just give a toot.

    Cheers to you sir!

  19. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 10/31/2011 20:52

    Pepper, did you hit your head recently?

  20. avatar
    MrAdams 10/31/2011 21:36

    What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City fajjots!

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