10.13.2011 Lindsay has rotting teeth, bloody hands

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Lindsay Lohan was at some party for ‘Saints Row: The Third’ last night in Hollywood, and you can now scratch “mouth” and “hands” off the list of ways you might still let Lindsay Lohan get you off. Obviously “vagina” has been off the list for years. I’d rather still my dick in a jar of bees. If nothing else the bees wouldn’t go through my wallet first chance they got.

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(10) Comments

  1. Mr. Nutt 10/13/2011 09:46

    Bloody what? Gildorg is going to be so disappointed.

  2. fuzzdog 10/13/2011 10:00

    It’ll be great when all of her teeth fall out. It thould make it easier for her to “get work” out on Hollywood Blvd.

  3. MrAdams 10/13/2011 10:13

    Blood can be used as a lubricant. I’m just saying.

  4. Mr. Nutt 10/13/2011 10:24

    MrAdams is correct. Blood can be used as a lubricant. In the Marines, we used the blood of our enemies to ……..OH, I get you now! Isn’t her blood acid anyways?

  5. Observer 10/13/2011 10:31

    …so….I’m reduced to whacking off and spewing it into her face….??

    …..or maybe I can basketball it into her deep bellybutton…..

  6. AGLONG 10/13/2011 10:32

    The pics are clearly doctored. Pretty lame effort for headlines.

  7. The Fried Man 10/13/2011 11:15

    When you think about Heath Ledger, Amy Winehouse, and Lindsay Lohan (who will certainly be dead within a year or two), you have to hand it Michael Jackson because the guy made it past 50 yrs old. I’d like to see Lindsay take a vile of Propofol every night for a month. Cigs and booze are for pussies.

  8. Meaghatron 10/13/2011 11:41

    That’s clearly nail polish on her hands, although it looks like she was drunk on swill when painting them. Her teeth though, are obviously fucked from some sort of pipe (crack) as their chipped. This girl was born on the same day/year as me and I look like a toddler in comparison. Keep me young forever, Lindsay.

  9. Tripod 10/13/2011 17:10

    I’d hit that from now until at least 3 months after she died.
    Don’t be a prude, all you gotta do is move the maggots, which are kinda just large lice.

  10. wwelovers 10/14/2011 02:36

    think Lindsay Lohan schizophrenic. She’s 25 year old and that’s around the age it starts. I don’t think she’s handling the pressure very well. I’m starting to feel sorry for her. see Lindsay Lohan rotting teeth yellow all pics video in video game red carpet in L.A. http://su.pr/2f58HP

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