the Lone Ranger movie is back on

By brendon October 13, 2011 @ 10:47 AM

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Back in September, the Lone Ranger movie starring Johnny Depp as Tonto was shut down because Disney didn’t want to pay 250 million dollars to make a movie about Indian shape shifting werewolves. But now it’s back on, because paying 215 million to make a movie about Indian shape shifting werewolves is more reasonable. Hopefully that will still be enough to buy all the bronzer needed to make Johnny Depp look like an Indian.

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(7) Comments

  1. Mr. Nutt 10/13/2011 10:59

    Who is going to play Cactus Pete ke-mo sah-bee?

  2. Mr. Nutt 10/13/2011 11:00

    Is it going to be called broke back mountain ranger?

  3. Mr. Nutt 10/13/2011 11:02

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, “Who’s white horse it that outside?”

    The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, “It’s my horse. Why do you want to know?”

    The cowboy looks at him and says, “Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun and he don’t look too good.”

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Loan Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water. He then pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink.It is then he notices that there isn’t a breeze so he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him down.

    Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey.

    After a bit a cowboy walks in and says, “Who’s white horse is that outside?”

    Slowly the Lone Ranger turns around and says, “That is my horse, what is wrong with him now?”

    “Nothing,” replies the cowboy, “I just wanted to let you know that you left your Injun running.”

  4. Mr. Nutt 10/13/2011 11:05

    The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the ground, and are about to shoot him. “Do you have any last wishes??”, one of them asks.
    “Bring my horse, Silver, over here.”, the Long Ranger replies.

    They grant his wish and over comes Silver. The Lone Ranger whispers for a moment into Silver’s ear. Then Silver disappears over the horizon like lightning. He returns in just a few seconds with a big, beautiful woman in the saddle. She hops off Silver, strips naked and in short order she and the Long Ranger enjoy themselves to the utmost, much to the delight of the bad guys.

    When they’ve finished, another bad guy says, “That looked like good fun. Do you have any other last wishes??”

    “Yes ..bring my horse, Silver, over here one more time.”, the Long Ranger replies.

    Silver approaches, and the Long Ranger whispers into his ear, “You idiot! I said bring POSSE!”

  5. Observer 10/13/2011 11:42

    Mr. Nutt…..

    …very nice :)……(did I do that right?)

  6. Dayday 03/08/2012 15:53

    Not to get on a rant, but it’s 2:30p est and you have only posted one thing. Come on man. You can’t hide behind the west coast thing- unless you moved to Bora Bora.

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