Tom Cruise is a pro

By brendon October 26, 2011 @ 5:38 PM

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Lots of people make fun of Tom Cruise for perfectly valid reasons, but HOLY FUCK that guy is a pro. It’s one thing for an actor to do their own stunts when it involves riding a motorcycle or kissing Jennifer Aniston, it’s quite another when it involves running around the outside of the worlds tallest building. He’s over half a mile in the air. If he fell he would die of old age before hitting the ground.

(16) Comments

  1. The Fried Man 10/26/2011 17:48

    Yeah, it’s like a half mile above the earth…not a mile and a half…what a pussy.

  2. MrAdams 10/26/2011 17:52

    Piss on Tom Cruise. Let’s see more stories on women like Jennifer Nicole lee!

  3. CrappyCar 10/26/2011 17:53

    Wouldn’t some Scientology space ship come rescue him?

  4. Observer 10/26/2011 18:13

    He’s got a rope……

    ….what could happen?

  5. Mr. Nutt 10/26/2011 18:24

    I can’t tell you how many times that would have come in handy!

  6. Pepper 10/26/2011 18:26

    He’s got wires…

    …what could happen?

  7. Mr. Poop 10/26/2011 18:38

    I wonder what his clam smells like.

  8. i hate you 10/26/2011 18:42

    someone wants to fuck all action super hero types. mr. poop, please check your email. there is valuable information in there to fwd to dr. poop.

  9. Mr. Poop 10/26/2011 19:01

    Hate,

    I’ll make sure he gets it. I am doing a week long travel stint this week.

    I’m just sick that I missed the Lilo Playboy post.

  10. BA732 10/26/2011 19:17

    proof that T.cruise prefers the D over the V… http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/

  11. Fongul 10/26/2011 22:06

    how much does scientology pay you to write gushing articles about tom cruise?

  12. mmggbdotcom 10/26/2011 22:47

    Yeaaahhh… I’m guessing watching this video might be better than the actual movie would be. And it would have been even better if the rope had snapped.

    http://www.mmggb.com

  13. Gildorg 10/26/2011 23:52

    Wow, I sobered up for no reason…

    Shit, I gotta go back to work in a few hours…

    Lets see some more of that Jennifer Nicole Lee broad…

    Who knows? Cheers!

  14. Gildorg 10/27/2011 08:33

    Ugh,

    It is that time of day again…

    Have a good one, boys!

  15. DBXdarkangel 10/27/2011 13:37

    Yeah stunt double. No close up of his face when the stunts are ACTUALY being done. GAY!

  16. zencat002 10/27/2011 22:52

    All the cock in his mouth would break the fall.

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