youll never guess why Lindsay posed for Playboy

By brendon October 26, 2011 @ 3:17 PM


It’s only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan gives an interview where she says she did Playboy because she thought it would be fun and Marilyn Monroe was one of her idols and she was in Playboy and so was Cindy Crawford and the pictures were so beautiful and artistic and on and on like that for 20 minutes and holy fuck are you kidding me.

Needless to say that’s all bullshit and she’s broke.

Lindsay Lohan decided to do a Playboy photo shoot because she was extremely concerned about her financial situation and a possible jail sentence, Radar is exclusively reporting.
The embattled actress is facing up to 18 months behind bars for a possible probation violation in her shoplifting case. LiLo’s probation violation hearing is scheduled for November 2.
“Lindsay still hasn’t signed her contract to be in the John Gotti biopic. Lindsay is extremely concerned about her finances, and she needs the money. Lindsay’s flow of income has been greatly diminished in the last year. With the possibility of being sent back to jail for over a year, she felt that now was the time to do the Playboy photo shoot,” a source close to the actress tells us.

Well at least Playboy is getting their moneys worth because she reportedly went full frontal. That’ll be a real treat for the 40 or so guys who haven’t fucked her yet.

(8) Comments

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    Mac-Daddy 10/26/2011 15:26

    shes worth more dead!

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    Pepper 10/26/2011 15:27


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    i hate you 10/26/2011 15:39

    ….more invigorating news up next!

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    The Fried Man 10/26/2011 16:17

    …same reason as “Little Boy Blue”…(s)he needed the money.

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    iSlomoshun 10/26/2011 16:41

    And when she’s done with that million and broke again..she’ll get into porn?’s the only thing I would watch with her in it.

  6. avatar
    Observer 10/26/2011 17:55

    I have been whacking off to the idea of this for most of the day.

    Now….if they can land Selena Gomez……Hef will die a successful man.

  7. avatar
    BA732 10/26/2011 19:12

    WHY??? hmm bc Im a crackwhore…

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    cowbulls 10/27/2011 16:12

    Cindy Crawford’s pictures in Playboy looked incredible because she is so beautiful. Lindsey, not so much.

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