Anne Hathaway is engaged to… someone.

Ever heard of Adam Shulman? The actor? Yeah me neither, but he’s been dating Anne Hathaway for 3 years apparently and now they’re engaged. Us.com says…

Low-key Shulman was initially Hathaway’s rebound romance after the messy end of her four-year romance with Raffaello Follieri in mid-2008.
“We hit it off immediately, but it took us a pretty long time to get together,” Hathaway has said. After they realized they were both single, the actress reveals that “things sped up a bit.”
“So far, it’s worked out great,” she said, adding that Shulman was far more “mellow” than her previous romances.

Yes, “mellow”. That’s one way to put it. “The worlds dullest and most forgettable human being” would be another. I just looked at 50 pictures of this guy and I couldn’t describe a single thing about him. I’m pretty sure I can have him declared legally dead just by pictures of them on their dates.