Beyonces totally-not-fake baby due in weeks

By brendon November 29, 2011 @ 8:53 PM

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Remember back in August, when Beyonce made headlines by announcing she was pregnant, reportedly 3 months pregnant, and many were suspicious because she didn’t look 3 months pregnant? Well it turns out those people were wrong, and she was 5 months pregnant. AOL says…

Beyonce has revealed (she) is expecting to give birth in December 2011, not February 2012 as previously reported.
(In a new video) Beyonce holds up a copy of the New York Daily News. The paper featured a cover story suggesting Beyonce may have been faking her baby bump.
Mocking the caption, she rubs her belly and says, “Hello, it’s Sept. 23. Right now I’m actually shooting the video for ‘Countdown’ and I’m six months pregnant.”

If Beyonce was the type of person who would lie and cheat just to get herself in the news, I would totally say this new early due date was because she got tired of faking her pregnancy. As it turns out she is absolutely that type of person, so yeah, this is totally because that vain bitch is tired of faking her pregnancy.

(image source of beyonce 10 days ago, apparently 8 months pregnant = splash)

wwtdd

(22) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/29/2011 21:04

    My food baby is due any second now. The fart sack broke and it’s starting to crown.

  2. avatar
    uknowwhere2findme 11/29/2011 22:43

    Well..it’s official..she gave birth tonight to a Stillborn…and KFCtv has the first photo…

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/6996925/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-15-January-2010.html?image=4

  3. avatar
    uknowwhere2findme 11/29/2011 22:44

    aaaahhhh…looks just like the dada!!!!

  4. avatar
    Gildorg 11/29/2011 22:51

    Poop.

    There, it needed to be said!

  5. avatar
    uknowwhere2findme 11/29/2011 22:53

    Cheers

    There, it needed to be said!

    *opens another beer…after all. it’s not even 10:00pm

  6. avatar
    Gildorg 11/29/2011 23:00

    You know, Pepper…

    You have your moments Sir…

    Cheers, Indeed!

  7. avatar
    uknowwhere2findme 11/29/2011 23:20

    Thank you Rok@n

  8. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/29/2011 23:21

    R0kan?

  9. avatar
    Mr. Poop 11/29/2011 23:36

    Jesus H Christ!

    I get opn a fucking airplane during the Durden nagger-fest and the next thing I know Brenda brings out an oyster-ditch parade that rivals a singapore whore festival.

    WTF?

  10. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/29/2011 23:38

    Ah, there you are. Where the flying fuck did you fly to today?

  11. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/29/2011 23:40

    One of my favorite jokes is to ask someone what the capitol of Singapore is and then punch them right in the dick.

  12. avatar
    Mr. Poop 11/30/2011 00:04

    I’m in Phoenix til Friday, but I’ll be able to be on the computer during my meetings, so as long as I don’t open up any of Observer’s links, I may be able to keep my job.

    What’s with all the twat here today?

    Has Brenda suddenly gone straight?

  13. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/30/2011 00:39

    I think he got tired of all the bitching. Phoenix? Bring some of that heat back with you.

  14. avatar
    Rok 11/30/2011 00:53

    Smells like a bunch of monkeys got raped in here.

  15. avatar
    Rok 11/30/2011 01:00

    This site needs to have a fistful of sand punched up its ass.

  16. avatar
    MrAdams 11/30/2011 01:03

    I don’t get it. The capitol of Singapore is a city named Singapore. Were you thinking of Thailand?

  17. avatar
    Rok 11/30/2011 01:09

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t get that joke.

    I think Nutt just wants to punch someone in the dick

  18. avatar
    minimosh 11/30/2011 01:24

    ^^^ AHAHAHA

  19. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/30/2011 01:58

    OOPS! Thailand! I need to get back to work. I am getting rusty just sitting here.

  20. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/30/2011 02:02

    Either way you’re getting punched. That may be why no one comes near me.

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