Brett Ratner is absolutely the kind of director who would have sex with young actresses, and Lindsay Lohan is absolutely the kind of young actress who would have sex with a director, so naturally these two had sex for a few months back in 2006, according to Ratner.
Oh but he wasn't done embarrassing her yet.
"Before I have sex with a girl, I do do one weird thing," Ratner said. "I do take ‘em to the doctor and check ‘em out. I'm like a cootie freak. I'm a germaphobe. I'm a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you're going to catch something in the future even." Lohan obliged, came back 'clean' and the couple enjoyed a few months of fun before she discovered Ratner was cheating on her with at least one Victoria's Secret model Alina Puscau.
If true, I will admit it takes admirable self control to go through all that before having sex with a girl. I don't even like asking her a bunch of questions. It might wake her up.
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