I’m extremely thankful for Shay Maria

By brendon November 23, 2011 @ 6:06 PM


Tomorrow is Thanksgiving of course, the day we celebrate Americas glorious victory over the savage Indians who tried to invade the United States, and inevitably someone will demand we list things we’re thankful for. One good answer would be Shay Maria. Because she’s really pretty and has big tits and wears bikinis a lot. That’s at least as good an answer as “family”, since families always have at least one jackass that everyone hates.

(source = the photographers tumblr, shays tumblr and twitter)

(45) Comments

  1. avatar
    Gildorg 11/24/2011 23:05

    Well, that sucked ass…

    I guess I shouldn’t be surprised considering this is the day that predicts the rest of the shitty year.

    May you die before the end of the year, so you don’t have to face another shitty year…

    Don’t worry, for those of you who live… Here is what you can expect… If you are employed in the middle-class range… You may expect your taxes go up as you have to pay for all those who have their hands out and refuse to work as it would be unfair to expect them to pay for their handouts…

    So, be happy that you have your minimum wage job… You should feel proud that you are paying what you cannot afford for those who won’t lift a finger to support themselves… Congrats… Thank you for joining Obamafare and paying for those trash who won’t pay for themselves…


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    Mac-Daddy 11/25/2011 00:48

    not too shabby

    I’m thankful my wife can take it in the ass without crying!! Took me years and many many GF’s to find her!!!

  3. avatar
    i hate you 11/25/2011 02:02

    I have gas.

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    Gildorg 11/25/2011 02:06

    Wow, I didn’t post that last comment…

    Gee, did someone create another account with my name just to post for me?

    I guess, I should feel honored!

    Cheers! I gotta pass out soon as another shitty day is ahead of me!

  5. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/25/2011 03:41

    It must be your twin brother or you have a split personality. I like that Gildorg too. Bring him around more or let him out. I don’t know how it works.

  6. avatar
    Gildorg 11/25/2011 06:03


    I think you might be right, Mr. Nutt…

    Apparently that was me… Drain most of a fifth of 101 and apparently my old Political side comes out… I also ate half a sandwich that I was kinda saving, but oh well!

    Crap, I gotta get up in a few hours to start my poopy day…

    I think I shall finish off the last of this fifth and pass the hell out!


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    uknowwhere2findme 11/25/2011 10:57

    It is you you MORAN!!!!!
    You have a lose screw…you sir a a looser!!!

  8. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 11/25/2011 11:23

    What’s a moran?

  9. avatar
    uknowwhere2findme 11/25/2011 12:18

    LOL…just adding a new one to the list

    Looser = loser
    Get = gey
    Moran = Moron

    I came back to my car and someone had written on the side of my car…

    “wash the car and learn to park you fucking moran”

  10. avatar
    MrAdams 11/25/2011 12:23

    Bust outs! Make me a turkey pot pie.

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    islandwhore1 11/25/2011 14:54


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    i hate you 11/25/2011 22:45

    i had a wonderful day today, now i plan to erase it by drinking myself stupid.

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    Mr. Nutt 11/25/2011 23:43

    Good plan Hate. It’s like shampoo. Wash, rinse, repeat. They should put drink, pass out, repeat on liquor bottles.

  14. avatar
    Gildorg 11/26/2011 01:45

    Ugh… It was slammed at work because we were closed for fricking Thanksgiving…

    The boss at the other gig asked me to come in tonight and I clocked out and made it there to find out they were finishing early. So now I am home…

    Sigh… Oh well, at least I went in… I guess that counts for something…

    Now to have a few drinks and pass out for a few hours and then go back in for another poopy day! Hoo fricking-ray!

    Cheers, Gentlemen! Cheers!

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    zmxzmxzmx 11/26/2011 11:29


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    zmxzmxzmx 11/26/2011 11:31

    Ni ke (R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $35
    Hndbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $35
    Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16
    Jean(True Religion,ed hardy) $30
    Sunglasses(Oakey,coach,gucci,Armaini) $15
    New era cap $10
    Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $25

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    Gildorg 11/26/2011 12:47

    Douche Bag Spammers!

    Go to Hell!

    I mean, I am going to work… So you should have too!!!

    Have a good one, fellas…

  18. avatar
    i hate you 11/26/2011 22:18

    The dude begging for money in CA today had on nicer clothes than I did.

  19. avatar
    MrAdams 11/27/2011 00:14

    Shay Laren > Shay Maria

  20. avatar
    minimosh 11/27/2011 01:25

    You bust outs better be busy buying my Christmas presents…

    Finkle probably has the shoes covered so I would stick with bags, blouses and video games if I were you.

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