Justin Bieber took his DNA test

By brendon November 21, 2011 @ 3:36 PM


Justin Bieber has finally taken a DNA test to prove that he is not the father of Mariah Yeaters baby as she claims. So now we just have to wait for the results. Though If I were Justins attorney I’d go steal her baby and trade it out with another one just in case. This girl doesn’t really seem all that hard to trick.

(image source of the androgynous looking Bieber with Selena Gomez at last nights American Music Awards = getty)


(40) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 11/21/2011 17:38

    I heard he sounded like a cat being strangled during his performance at the awards last night!


  2. Observer 11/21/2011 17:39

    If it was me……I’d be using Selena Gomez’ face for the sample collection unit….

  3. Mac-Daddy 11/21/2011 17:40

    On a smilar note, my son is 9 and has the hots for Selena Gomez and wants to kick Beibers ass. And I’m pretty certain he could do it.

  4. i hate you 11/21/2011 17:40

    hate this fucking kid.
    love little selena in a very sick and inappropriate way.

  5. Mac-Daddy 11/21/2011 17:43

    Also…I would regard Beiber with some respect if:

    A: He fails the test and he IS the father….cuzz then NIce!! Way to fuck a stranger in a bathroom. I mean, we all been there right?


    B: The test proves he’s NOT the father, and then Sues the living shit out of this coniving money-hungry bitch as well as her attorny for taking the case to begin with!

  6. dubbya 11/21/2011 17:46

    Chastity Bono lost 100 pounds and took Selena Gomez to something? WTF planet am I on?

  7. Mr. Poop 11/21/2011 17:55

    Did they get the sample from Selena’s oyster ditch?

  8. Observer 11/21/2011 17:57

    …..because I’m doing that to her picture every week or so as it is…..

  9. Mr. Poop 11/21/2011 18:15


    Does this look infected to you?

  10. Observer 11/21/2011 18:16

    Mr. Poop……

    …have you been sneaking around behind my back going to other sites…?


  11. Mr. Poop 11/21/2011 18:22


    That guy sounds like he’s full of shit.

  12. Observer 11/21/2011 18:30

    Mr. Poop…..

    …did you get your twenty bucks changed….???

    …all I had was a bag of nickels….

  13. Observer 11/21/2011 18:38

    Who is still at work….?

    …because….if you are …don’t touch…..


  14. Observer 11/21/2011 18:42


    same precaution….

  15. jimcardillo@yahoo.com 11/21/2011 18:48

    The DNA results are going to show that Biebs is another illegitimate child of the Governator.

  16. Mr. Poop 11/21/2011 18:48

    . . . . I came.

  17. Mr. Pickles 11/21/2011 18:49

    I want to change my AVI, but fear that I won’t be able to upload a new one. That Brenda lady sure is tricky!

    Nice clams!


  18. Mr. Nutt 11/21/2011 18:50

    Obs, you’re on a roll. Don’t stop now!

  19. i hate you 11/21/2011 19:02

    god forbid we no longer have to stare at your justin bieber pickle.

  20. Mr. Nutt 11/21/2011 19:05

    Do it Pickles! I change mine all the time just like my women. You got to keep it fresh.

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