Justin Bieber has finally taken a DNA test to prove that he is not the father of Mariah Yeaters baby as she claims. So now we just have to wait for the results. Though If I were Justins attorney I’d go steal her baby and trade it out with another one just in case. This girl doesn’t really seem all that hard to trick.
(image source of the androgynous looking Bieber with Selena Gomez at last nights American Music Awards = getty)



















I heard he sounded like a cat being strangled during his performance at the awards last night!
Ghey!
If it was me……I’d be using Selena Gomez’ face for the sample collection unit….
On a smilar note, my son is 9 and has the hots for Selena Gomez and wants to kick Beibers ass. And I’m pretty certain he could do it.
hate this fucking kid.
love little selena in a very sick and inappropriate way.
Also…I would regard Beiber with some respect if:
A: He fails the test and he IS the father….cuzz then NIce!! Way to fuck a stranger in a bathroom. I mean, we all been there right?
or
B: The test proves he’s NOT the father, and then Sues the living shit out of this coniving money-hungry bitch as well as her attorny for taking the case to begin with!
Chastity Bono lost 100 pounds and took Selena Gomez to something? WTF planet am I on?
Did they get the sample from Selena’s oyster ditch?
…..because I’m doing that to her picture every week or so as it is…..
Observer,
Does this look infected to you?
Mr. Poop……
…have you been sneaking around behind my back going to other sites…?
http://www.experienceproject.com/confessions.php?cid=477133
Observer,
That guy sounds like he’s full of shit.
Mr. Poop…..
…did you get your twenty bucks changed….???
…all I had was a bag of nickels….
Who is still at work….?
…because….if you are …don’t touch…..
http://www.imagebam.com/image/d6bb25160421216
http://www.imagebam.com/image/e558f0160420672
same precaution….
The DNA results are going to show that Biebs is another illegitimate child of the Governator.
. . . . I came.
I want to change my AVI, but fear that I won’t be able to upload a new one. That Brenda lady sure is tricky!
Nice clams!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Obs, you’re on a roll. Don’t stop now!
god forbid we no longer have to stare at your justin bieber pickle.
Do it Pickles! I change mine all the time just like my women. You got to keep it fresh.