11.02.2011 Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 6 days

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Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail today after admitting to violating her probation, but that will get knocked down to 6 days of actual jail time due to overcrowding. After that she must adhere to a strict timeline for completing her community service (all of which must be served in the county morgue now) or she will receive an additional 270 days in jail. Her schedule looks like this…

…by December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions.  By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions.  And so on.  Everything must be completed by March 29.

I think we both know there is zero chance of her ever adhering to that schedule. She can’t even follow the instructions given to her by a red light, much less a judge.


(6) Comments

  1. BA732 11/02/2011 14:43

    LILO’s Playboy previews…. http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/

  2. mr bojangles 11/02/2011 14:43

    Lindsey would like to thank the judge for going lenient on her. She also looks forward to letting the other whore inmates knaw on her beefy pissflaps.

  3. Observer 11/02/2011 15:25

    by December 14, she must have completed 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions. By January 17, another 12 days at morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions. And so on. Everything must be completed by March 29.

    I can be completed in 30 seconds…….fuck March!

  4. Mr. Poop 11/02/2011 15:25

    New cunt up

  5. RicardoMay 11/02/2011 16:43

    my best friend’s mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours.
    Read about it here C A S H S H A R P . C O M

  6. McB 11/02/2011 17:55

    Dear Ricardo, your best friends mom is a complete whore and you first class cunt.
    You’re an even bigger cunt than Lindsay.

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