Lindsay went to jail for 4 hours

Remember last week when the judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 30 days in jail for, yet again, violating her probation? And remember when the LA County Sheriff went on TV and said he’d make sure there was room in the jail so Lindsay served her full sentence? If you don’t remember that’s fine because none of that shit happened anyway.

The 25-year-old actress checked into a Los Angeles County jail on at 8:50 p.m. Sunday — and was out by 1:40 a.m. Monday, the Associated Press reports.
It was the fifth jail sentence overall for Lohan, arrested twice in 2007 for drunk driving. Judge Stephanie Sautner gave the former Disney star her sentence last Wednesday after she missed 14 out of her 19 court-mandated psychotherapy sessions and canceled 12 of her 20 self-appointed downtown women’s center visits.

If we know we’re gonna turn her loose in just a few hours, and at this point it’s obvious we do, there should at least be some way to make it feel longer. Like hide a cobra somewhere in the cell too, or stab her in the leg and wiggle the blade back and forth.