Lindsay will serve only a few minutes in jail

Despite all the tough talk and stern looks from the judge today when she sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 30 days in jail, the apparent reality is that she will, once again, be released almost immediately and not spend even one day in jail because of overcrowding.

Two Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell us … if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released.  As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”

Wait, didn’t the Sheriff say he’d make sure there was room for Lindsay this time? That was rhetorical because yes, he did. But it’s hard to even even mad about this anymore, it’s happened so many times. The best we can hope for is that they put her in a really old cell for those 10 minutes and she swallows some asbestos somehow.