Despite all the tough talk and stern looks from the judge today when she sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 30 days in jail, the apparent reality is that she will, once again, be released almost immediately and not spend even one day in jail because of overcrowding.
Two Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell us … if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”
Wait, didn’t the Sheriff say he’d make sure there was room for Lindsay this time? That was rhetorical because yes, he did. But it’s hard to even even mad about this anymore, it’s happened so many times. The best we can hope for is that they put her in a really old cell for those 10 minutes and she swallows some asbestos somehow.
my first thought is, fuck you for posting this!
i am sure your initial response is, fuck you for reading this!
to which my response is, i said it first, fucktard!
thank you.
I may have to go to Gildorgland and personally take her on a fishing trip. Deep sea fishing.
good point, nutt. i mean the avi. hahaha.
Thanks Hate. I’ve used this one before. It still has relevance here. The one I wanted to use said, “don’t cook bacon naked” but we all know that so I changed my mind.
I’ve prepared a nice succulent meat curtain sandwich.
The secret ingredient will be bree straight from her coochie.
Now on to the desert round.
“Gildorgland” just sounds so wrong, but that’s just me.
Gildorgland is my way of saying California. That is all.
Bet she’s rollin commando under them polk-dots…
http://www.brilliantarrogance.com
Hey Wait a Second!
Gildorgland doesn’t sound so bad, MrAdams!
I mean, at least the booze is cheap and the whores are aplenty!
I think it doesn’t sound so bad!
Crap, I completely overslept and didn’t get my laundry done…
Oh well, I guess I will see if I can get it done and go to work tomorrow with a little sleep… Should be kinda fun in a completely sick, non-fun kinda-way…
Cheers!
Shit!
I kinda stayed up too long…
I gotta get up in less than five hours for another shitty day…
I tell ya… Life just isn’t fair…
I volunteer to bang Lindsay in the ass as many times as I can in the time she is put in jail… Based on these reports… That is at least twice…
Just saying…
Time to pass out!
for fucks sake can you please make some sort of filter that blocks all posts dealing with this miserable cunt? because lately visiting your site is turning into an exercise in stimulating rage.
As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”
…..I hope that means she be processed nude…….because that has to be worth some bucks…….
To bad she was not doing time in NY…here we go up to 11
my tit’s full of cock!
Pepper…….
….which tent is yours at OWS…?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHiq-Lxs30&feature=related
I just made a tinkle.
What did you make it out of…..?
Looked like piss to me.
I will say that my urine has been a rich amber-gold lately, while at the same time, my stool has been runny and I haven’t had a satisfying bowel movement for about two weeks.
I think I need someone to rub Vaseline around my balloon not with a warm washcloth the way my Nana used to.
Rokey……
…that story reminds me that I need to subscribe to the Hallmark Movie Channel….
paper mache is my guess.
r0kan use to love brend’uhs arts and crafts time in the bunker. remember that time we all made plaster of paris molds of our penises and we all laughed at joust’s and brend’uhs?
those were the days.