I always suspected those god damn octopuses were working on stuff like this, trying to walk on land so they can come get us. These people should have stomped on this thing, then shook their fists and shouted at the ocean to let the octopus army know whats up. “This is what you get when you come in our world, fuckers!”
(source = mentality magazine)










A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. “Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped, but I`m afraid that you`re giving me too much. I`ve started growing hair in places that I`ve never grown hair before.” The doctor reassured her. “A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?”
“On my balls.”
lt. pike needs to pepperspray that fucker.
Fucking thing can’t even stand up….WADDLE you worthless shit!!!
*scratches ass and sniffs finger*
And I, for one, welcome our new octopus overlords.
The evolution of Megamind.
Those things give GREAT handjobs……
“octopi”…those god damn “octopi” are the ones who will band together and take over all of our major cities.
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