prepare for war!

By brendon November 23, 2011 @ 9:49 AM

I always suspected those god damn octopuses were working on stuff like this, trying to walk on land so they can come get us. These people should have stomped on this thing, then shook their fists and shouted at the ocean to let the octopus army know whats up. “This is what you get when you come in our world, fuckers!”

(source = mentality magazine)


(9) Comments

  1. Mr. Nutt 11/23/2011 10:32

    A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. “Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped, but I`m afraid that you`re giving me too much. I`ve started growing hair in places that I`ve never grown hair before.” The doctor reassured her. “A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?”

    “On my balls.”

  2. psf 11/23/2011 10:48

    lt. pike needs to pepperspray that fucker.

  3. uknowwhere2findme 11/23/2011 11:24

    Fucking thing can’t even stand up….WADDLE you worthless shit!!!

    *scratches ass and sniffs finger*

  4. enThrall 11/23/2011 11:34

    And I, for one, welcome our new octopus overlords.

  5. redneckwordsofwisdom 11/23/2011 13:58

    The evolution of Megamind.

  6. Observer 11/23/2011 15:18

    Those things give GREAT handjobs……

  7. juvination 11/23/2011 16:10

    “octopi”…those god damn “octopi” are the ones who will band together and take over all of our major cities.

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  9. BA732 11/29/2011 11:36

    you think thats a freak of nature!?!?!?! check out these fuckers!!!!!!!

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