Rosie Whiteley is not so great at math

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 5:39 PM


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is just one of the many celebrities who love Christian Louboutin shoes. The bad news is that celebrities are about the only people who can afford them, since they sell for about $700 a pair. The good news is that Rosie has some practical advice for the rest of us.

“If you can save up for a pair put away a dollar a week. It’s worth it girls. It is really worth it!” 

It better be, because at a dollar a week it would be 14 years before you could buy a pair. You ever wonder why things like pop-tarts have directions on the box? It’s because of girls like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

(image source of rosie at the burberry store in beverly hills = getty and wenn)

(6) Comments

  1. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/09/2011 17:49

    Stupid or not,
    I’d slip one in her burberry

  2. avatar
    Pepper 11/09/2011 18:01

    No one listens to them anyway…….Look at that asssssss!!

  3. avatar
    The Fried Man 11/09/2011 18:24

    I’d fuck her in her TJ Maxx specials…$700 shoes are for assholes and ugly people. Guess which camp Rosie falls into.

  4. avatar 11/09/2011 18:42

    I’d but that for a dollar

  5. avatar
    Tylerdurden389 11/09/2011 21:58

    It’s alright Rocko. It’s only, a dollar a month, for the next, 632 years!!

  6. avatar
    Jerhew 11/10/2011 02:57

    look at this girl though, look at that ass, lookatit! she’s never had to add…or do anything else for that matter…for herself her entire life…
    I would have no problem dating a dumb chick, she just has to be THIS hot.

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