Two weeks ago Mariah Yeater claimed that Justin Bieber got her pregnant when they had sex in a bathroom after a concert, and about a day later that story started to completely fall part, and then he announced he was gonna take a DNA test and then sue her.
And so, very wisely, she quietly snuck over to the courthouse and told them, “uh, never mind,” and now the case has been dismissed.
So does this mean he didn’t take a stranger into a bathroom and tell her that he wants to “fuck the shit” out of her? Not necessarily. It just means it didn’t happen with Mariah Yeater. Justin Bieber is a hardcore badass, he probably does that once a day. With models. That guy is 95 pounds of pure sexual power and attitude.