are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez engaged?

When Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez arrived in Los Cabos yesterday, she was wearing a diamond ring on her engagement finger (this), and geeky pre-teen girls everywhere immediately spazzed the fuck out.

Selenas management says it was all for nothing however, that they’re not engaged and not in Mexico to get married.

That doesn’t mean the trip would be eventful though, since you can practically buy date rape drugs in vending machines down there, and that’s the only chance Selena has to make this little queer have sex with her.

(image source of justin and selena in mexico = bauer griffin, of selens photo shoot for her new perfume = egotastic)