Christina Hendricks sells Johnnie Walker now

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 9:47 AM


No other whisky has the bold spectrum of flavor as Johnnie Walker Blue, and no other ginger has boobs the size of Christina Hendricks, so why not get the three of them together for some Christmas ads? Especially since getting drunk makes sex with a girl that weighs 200 pounds seem like a really good idea.

(14) Comments

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    DBXdarkangel 12/13/2011 09:48

    Couldnt give a fuck if i tried..


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    MrAdams 12/13/2011 10:00

    So big tits is a bartender now? Big deal.

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    Chareth 12/13/2011 10:01

    Chunky women with thin faces are the worst boner betrayal

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    SomeoneluvsU 12/13/2011 10:15

    Johnnie Walker knows good casks

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    kbamic 12/13/2011 10:19

    Looks like she has an ass glued to her chest.

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    iSlomoshun 12/13/2011 10:30

    If the bottle came with those huge tits I might think about forking over the extra money for that shit..

    But nty, I’ll stick to my cheap stuff.

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    Mr. Nutt 12/13/2011 10:35

    Kbamic, your statement has ruined it for me. I will forever see an ass where big beautiful tits use to be.

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    uknowwhere2findme 12/13/2011 10:37

    You masturbaters are in need to know of this…just in case you actually get to meet one ….one day!!!

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    The Fried Man 12/13/2011 10:59

    Fat girls are like mopeds, real fun to ride, you just don’t want your friends to see you on one.

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    morguefilla1 12/13/2011 11:03

    Holly shit.. her top has plumbers crack. I would hold her upside down by her ankles facing me and step on the back of her tits and then ride her around like a human pogo stick.

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    The Original Lo Rider 12/13/2011 14:48

    There is more gay on this board than in a host of Broadway openings. Glad to see you’ve all come out of the closet.

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    Observer 12/13/2011 15:28

    I don’t care how “fat” she is…….

    ….at Christmastime I’ll fuck ANYTHING with a good sized rack……

    …On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen….!!!!

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    Dave 12/13/2011 18:01

    Girl gotta pay the bills somehow since madmen only airs a season every 3 fucking years these days. Shit getting as bad as sopranos before it ended. At this point why even bother. Cancel the shit and be done with it.

  14. avatar 12/16/2011 09:19

    Her tits are all bigger and bigger .. and BOOOM!!____________________________________________________________________

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