Jessica Simpson can’t sell her baby pictures

Remember back in October, when Jessica Simposn was trying to sell the story and first pictures of her pregnant but couldn’t find anyone to buy it? Ok well now replace those early pregnancy pictures with ones of Jessica 100 pounds heavier, combined with another 6 months of indifference, and you’ll understand why her first baby pictures aren’t gonna sell for any money either.

The Huffington Post says…

There’s simply not much money left in selling off baby pictures, so if Simpson wants to cash in, she might be out of luck.
“Jessica isn’t as relevant as she used to be. Her baby daddy [fiancé Eric Johnson] isn’t famous enough for anyone who doesn’t know her personally to care, and the trend of celebrity baby photos is done for the consumer as well. Let us know if when the kid is 10 it has its first kiss with Mason Kardashian. Then we’ll talk.”

Oh no we will not. Not unless you have a medium because if I still have to hear about the Kardashians, or the phrase “baby daddy”, in 10 years, I’ll have thrown myself in front of a train long before that.