Ever see Jill Martin on the Today show or on MSG during a Knicks game, and then wondered how she would look in a bikini? Because I have not. But only because I’ve never done either of those first two things, and I only know about them because of her wiki page. I also learned that her real last name is Dorfman. I like when girls with big boobs have something like a weird name or whatever because then I can use it to chip away at their self esteem and get them to do anal. On another note, if you were ever wondering if I have an editor or whatever, or if I’m the only one who works here and can write whatever I want, that last sentence should be your answer.
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