Lindsay was back in court today

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 3:39 PM


Lindsay Lohan (*) had a grand old time in court today during her probation hearing, which, if you ask me, is how court should be for a professional burglar with multiple DUI arrests. TMZ explains why things are going so well this time…

Judge Sautner tried something new … rather than just telling Lindsay to complete her community service in a year — or else — the judge created a very specific schedule, putting in a certain number of hours each month.  And Lindsay has not only complied, she’s gone beyond the minimum.

Everyone knows Lindsay is a spoiled fuckup, but this really put things in context. Rarely is “gone beyond the minimum” a compliment, much less cause for celebration because it’s the nicest thing a supervisor has ever said about you. That Lindsay is one amazing lady.

(*) who couldn’t be bothered to show up on time to promote Playboy on Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, but did manage to make the Jay Z concert at Staples Center last night. image source = getty and splash

(11) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 12/14/2011 15:47

    Someone please just kill this girl already!!

  2. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 12/14/2011 15:58

    My kingdom for a mini footwear description.

    Now THAT would be newsworthy…

  3. avatar
    dubbya 12/14/2011 16:07

    I told you guys, we shoulda nuked Hawaii while we had the chance.

  4. avatar
    Rok 12/14/2011 16:20

    New up fuck-faces!

  5. avatar
    trent.steel 12/14/2011 16:27

    Why does she look so different than her Playboy pictures? Why didn’t Playboy just hire some random chick and then airbrush her to look like Lindsay? It would have been less hassle.

  6. avatar
    BA732 12/14/2011 17:19

    behind the scenes playboy vid!!!!!

  7. avatar 12/14/2011 17:35

    maybe she flashed the sweater puppies at the judge

  8. avatar
    Observer 12/15/2011 12:44

    I can’t tell if she is working hard at being ugly…..or if it just comes naturally……

  9. avatar
    morguefilla1 12/15/2011 14:47

    Ughhh…she looks like if ursula from the little mermaid mated with mr. limpet and had a retarded daughter.

  10. avatar 12/16/2011 07:57

    She is hot! Little crazy.. but hot!

  11. avatar 12/18/2011 14:18

    Here is Lindsay Lohan nude – Leaked pre-release photos from upcoming “Playboy” magazine!

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