Pam Anderson is in Hawaii with her grabby new boyfriend Jon Rose, and just in case the phrase "Pam Anderson in a bikini" still conjures up good memories, you need to know that the banner picture was selectively chosen so as not to startle anyone. And that she's 44 now, with two kids, and she's spent the last 20 years laying in the sun all day then getting drunk and injected with STD's all night. Then not washing the cum out of her hair. So lower your expectations. A lot. Keep lowering. A little more. Little more. Keep going. Lower. Little lower. Almost there. Getting warmer. In the home stretch now. Annddd... a little lower. A hint more. Ok that should do it. Go.
(image source = bauer griffin)