Pam Anderson still looks sorta ok in a bikini

By brendon December 20, 2011 @ 10:27 AM


Pam Anderson is in Hawaii with her grabby new boyfriend Jon Rose, and just in case the phrase “Pam Anderson in a bikini” still conjures up good memories, you need to know that the banner picture was selectively chosen so as not to startle anyone. And that she’s 44 now, with two kids, and she’s spent the last 20 years laying in the sun all day then getting drunk and injected with STD’s all night. Then not washing the cum out of her hair. So lower your expectations. A lot. Keep lowering. A little more. Little more. Keep going. Lower. Little lower. Almost there. Getting warmer. In the home stretch now. Annddd… a little lower. A hint more. Ok that should do it. Go.

(image source = bauer griffin)


(14) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 12/20/2011 10:50

    I still would!

    I’ll just wear 3 condoms and a wet suit

  2. harleydavidson 12/20/2011 11:05

    fuck that dude. youll need a haz mat suit if you plan on plugging that poon tang

  3. LeLY 12/20/2011 11:08

    You’d need the extra material for her to feel you anyway.

  4. Cocktail 12/20/2011 11:17

    Has she ever been fisted with a steel gauntlet? Well, maybe she has, but not by me.

  5. Pumpkinpiefudge 12/20/2011 11:20

    Love the built-in raft in the upper torso. Not.

  6. shoryukeith 12/20/2011 11:28

    She wouldn’t go near any of you fat pigs anyway?!

  7. dubbya 12/20/2011 11:58

    I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick!

  8. DBXdarkangel 12/20/2011 12:13

    Still looks like a FUCKING PIG…

  9. mercury 12/20/2011 13:43

    She’s so over!

  10. Okuma 12/20/2011 13:56

    No. No she doesn’t. She never really looked anything more than “sorta ok, if you like women who look like trannies” and while I do love me some trannies, Pam still looks terrible.

  11. 12/20/2011 14:13

    Why she over! She is good looking MILF now!!!

  12. trent.steel 12/20/2011 15:52

    I’ve dropped so many loads over her pictures, what’s one more….

  13. Pumpkinpiefudge 12/20/2011 16:24

    mourgefilla1 at is sooooo much funnier than this site don’t you think Zombie?

  14. Pumpkinpiefudge 12/20/2011 21:31

    I am a “homealonerwithaboner” and I still can’t get off looking at this fake plastic surgery enhanced bimbo.

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