Vanessa Hudgens sends the best Christmas cards


If Jane Austin had written this Christmas card, it probably wouldn't end by saying, " and happiness for you you all." There would be one "you" and a comma after "love". But on the front would be a picture of some frumpy virgin wearing a big itchy dress and gloves and a cape and a straw bonnet.

The card by Vanessa Hudgens however has a picture of Vanessa in a sexy Santa outfit.

Therefore Vanessa Hudgens is obviously a better writer than Jane Austin, and if any historian says otherwise it's only because they're a homosexual.

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