Australian Lindsay is way better

The pictures are essentially the same(*), but the Australian version of Lindsay Lohans Maxim interview and photo shoot is more entertaining than the American one because their pictures have better quotes.

“I’m more sexual than my friends – more comfortable in my skin. I’m a sexual person, definitely.”

I get that “sexual person” sounds more respectable than “slut”, but if you tan a lot, chain smoke, and bleach your hair, your little euphemism isn’t fooling anyone.

“…my mum has given me a lot of faith. This too shall pass.”

Yeah I bet it will pass too. She’s only been a fuck-up for about 10 years now, that’ll probably just change overnight one day. Probably this week some time. I also like how it says “mum” instead of “mom”. The Australians probably edited that, but it seems just as likely that Lindsay actually said it because in her mind that makes her look worldly and cultured, that she walked in dressed like Steve Irwin and holding a stuffed koala and a boomerang and said “ahoy mates” in a vague accent because she panicked and couldn’t remember “g’day”.

(*) they flipped one from right to left, and I think they added this one.