Cameron Diaz is scaring the French now

By brendon January 23, 2012 @ 5:24 PM

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Cameron Diaz traveled all the way to Paris for the 2012 Versace Spring/Summer show earlier today, all part of Paris Fashion Week. Perhaps coincidentally, reports of the loup garou, a fabled French monster that eats the bones of children, has skyrocketed in the past 24 hours.

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(83) Comments

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    trent.steel 01/23/2012 17:31

    Wow.

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    Observer_Burn Notice 01/23/2012 17:32

    France deserves her…..

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    Cocktail 01/23/2012 17:37

    Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was… a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not… one… bit. So – me watching – he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, “why so serious?” Comes at me with the knife… “Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And… Why so serious?

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    Observer_Burn Notice 01/23/2012 17:39

    Mr. Adams….???

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    SomeoneluvsU 01/23/2012 17:40

    The French will soon surrender..
    to her charm

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    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 17:42

    If France won’t keep her……maybe she can at LEAST stay in England….

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    Dr. Gonzo 01/23/2012 17:44

    So… has she had some work done do you think?

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    SomeoneluvsU 01/23/2012 17:47

    If you sprayed painted her green, she could be Jim Carrey’s grinch twin.

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    Cocktail 01/23/2012 17:48

    “Mr. Adams” is banned for life, or so I heard.

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    harleydavidson 01/23/2012 17:49

    looks like a fucking martian.

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    dubbya 01/23/2012 17:54

    I’m like 98% Cameron Diaz is a robot, *shrug* I’ve masturbated to worse.

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    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:04

    Mr Adams got it too? Fucking bullshit!!!

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    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 18:10

    Dr. Gonzo…..@17:44…..

    ….if she’s had work done…..it must have been a gut / rehab demolition…..

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    shirleyozz 01/23/2012 18:18

    my buddy’s step-aunt makes $80/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for 7 months but last month her paycheck was $7382 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this site… LazyCash10.com

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    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:27

    Is that what it looks like to walk around with a stick shoved up your ass?

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    mikey the retard 01/23/2012 18:31

    i watn to tuch her pener

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    Rok 01/23/2012 18:33

    Poop

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    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 18:34

    Rokey / Poop……

    …Mr. Nutt has a question for you…….

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    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:36

    I do? Which one? His bathing suit doesn’t fit me.

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