Cameron Diaz is scaring the French now

By brendon January 23, 2012 @ 5:24 PM


Cameron Diaz traveled all the way to Paris for the 2012 Versace Spring/Summer show earlier today, all part of Paris Fashion Week. Perhaps coincidentally, reports of the loup garou, a fabled French monster that eats the bones of children, has skyrocketed in the past 24 hours.

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(83) Comments

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    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 18:38

    Mr. Nutt…..

    …Rokey / Poop is an expert in sticks up one’s ass…..

  2. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:39

    Really!? I thought all his puppets were on strings?

  3. avatar
    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 18:42


    …WHO has Puppets in here……?

    I thought we were best friends forever….

  4. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:46

    We are………with puppets!

  5. avatar
    STINKFIST 01/23/2012 18:46

    Did someone say “ass?”

    Here’s two for the price of one.

  6. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:48

    Ill take the one on the right. Get rid of the other one please.

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    Smacko 01/23/2012 18:49


  8. avatar
    Mr. Poop 01/23/2012 18:51

    What’s up, Nutt.

    Who’s left around here. I went on a bender at a Gingrich rally last week and I’m just coming to my senses.

    Send me some mail with a current roster.

  9. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:51

    Can someone send me via email a new program? I am not 100% on who’s who.

  10. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:53

    Poop! Nice to see you! I was at the Ron Paul rally. I still haven’t come to my senses yet.

  11. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:55

    Just give up br3nda! We are like herpies! We are with you FOREVER!!!

  12. avatar
    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 18:55

    Mr. Nutt……

    ….I’ll confess to being a Gingrich, Romney or “Anybody but the Commie” sort of guy…..

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    Dr Poop 01/23/2012 18:56

    I am just getting back too. I have been at a research facility outside of Stockholm perfecting a procedure I call a “puppetectomy.”

    Removes the puppet, but leaves the funny with the creator. If this works, P3pper may have a chance to be released back into society unharmed.

  14. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:57

    I new I liked you Eyes. You remind me of a guy who use to be on here. (I know its you)

  15. avatar
    Rok 01/23/2012 18:58

    . . . Ok, that must be Adams

  16. avatar
    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 18:58

    I’m a brand new poster here……

    ….but I MUST say…….that Observer_Burn Notice guy seems fucking hilarious…..

  17. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 18:59

    Wow Dr Poop, sounds complicated! Is it painful?

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    Observer_Burn Notice 01/23/2012 18:59

    In turn…..I think Eyes_Closed is pithy and droll………and if she looks like her avatar……

    …I’d fuck her in a heartbeat…….or at least 45 seconds…..

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    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 19:00

    He is Eyes, he is!

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    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 19:02

    Mr. Nutt…..

    …you also seem like a great guy…….

    ….where are you posting from…?……The girlfriend’s….?

    …or has home-base miraculously returned?

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