Cameron Diaz is scaring the French now

By brendon January 23, 2012 @ 5:24 PM


Cameron Diaz traveled all the way to Paris for the 2012 Versace Spring/Summer show earlier today, all part of Paris Fashion Week. Perhaps coincidentally, reports of the loup garou, a fabled French monster that eats the bones of children, has skyrocketed in the past 24 hours.

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(83) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 19:52

    Puppet, whats the point? We are the guest that won’t leave. Don’t worry, I’ll keep the TV down while you sleep. You got any more beer?

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    Mr. Nutt 01/23/2012 19:55

    I will go on a temporary ban. But just wait when dinner is over! I’ll be backkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

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    Observer_Burn Notice 01/23/2012 19:55


    ….where is my 7 and 7…….

    …I plan to drink it with my dinner of Mac and Cheese….

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    Observer_Burn Notice 01/23/2012 19:56

    Mr. Nutt…..

    ….I’ll see you later….

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    Rok 01/23/2012 19:58

    Puppet . . . does this look swollen to you?

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    Not A Puppet REALLY 01/23/2012 20:14

    I’m a new poster here.

    How do you do, gentlemen?

    Rok are you OK?

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    Not A Puppet REALLY 01/23/2012 20:15

    I’m good with swollen things.

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    Rok 01/23/2012 20:16


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    Not A Puppet REALLY 01/23/2012 20:18

    I’m a new poster here…….but for some reason my profile seems littered with old comments……

    Cum Donor to Celebs 04/29/2009 09:45
    They should dismiss this case….

    …that bitch grabbed his cell phone….

    You know how much those things cost???

    Oh yeah…nothing

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    Not A Puppet REALLY 01/23/2012 20:21

    Oh well……

    ….I’m off to make some Mac and Cheese…….and have added the delightful amuse-bouche of “tater-tots” to this family favorite…..

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    BA732 01/23/2012 21:47

    This bitch has been on a steady decline since The Mask…

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    Gildorg 01/23/2012 22:40

    Hey all!

    It was a regular Puppet-fest in here! (All of them, not just the one…)

    Greetings to all! HAPPY FRICKING FRIDAY!!!

    Cheers Gentlemen!

    The Bar is a little dusty, but let me clean it up and put some Jelly Jars filled with some pretty damn decent Scotch in them on it and now we have a party!

    Cheers, Mr. Nutt! I shall be drinking my dinner this evening!

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    Rok 01/23/2012 23:52

    I wish FInkle would have lived to see this.

    He loves happy endings.

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    Cocktail 01/23/2012 23:57

    I don’t get it.

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    Rok 01/24/2012 00:04


    Just letting everyone know that I will be interviewing for a new gardener next month.

    So far, only Mikey has applied.

    Well, applied is a stretch. He through a rock through my window with a note taped to it saying, “feed mee.”

    Same thing

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    Rok 01/24/2012 00:05

    Course . . . I can’t spell “threw” so maybe I should apply.

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    Eyes_Closed 01/24/2012 00:14


    … careful with Mikey……he was watering my rock garden and told me he wanted to grow a Mt Vesuvius

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    Cocktail 01/24/2012 00:51

    Trying to make some sense of it all,
    But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
    Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
    ‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore
    Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
    Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

  20. avatar 01/24/2012 09:53

    I knew I saw this face before…

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